Worst paddling

**MikMo** · March 22nd, 2005, 04:15 PM

Thought I might post this....came to mind from my earlier post about paddlings. All you old timers should be able to chime in on it. Let's hear who your worst paddling was from and what for.

My worst all time had to be from Coach Turner. Me and a friend of mine were on the bleachers during gym class...he had taken us out there while he was lining the field. Anyway, we were throwing rocks up on the bleachers and he sees it and immediately begins a long march over to where we are, pretty much sneaking up behind us. When he gets close, he yells to one of the girls to go get his paddle. We had to sit there and wait with him while she did, and that was the worst part. He's always been a stout man, and he didn't disappoint.

**imported_OleTob** · March 22nd, 2005, 04:22 PM

This wasn't the worst paddling but yet it was pretty funny...Me and this guy had been going back and fourth for days and he finally hit all the right buttons so I hit him up side the head with a book across the room...We get sent to the principles office where we had one of the greatest principles of all time "Oscar Peters" God rest his soul...We sit there and wait on his arival into the room and explain what happened and he was an avid coon hunter so as he ask us what we think he shall do to us...Neither of us reply so Mr. Peters says you have a choice...You can write me a 5 page report on Coon Hunting or take a paddling...the other guy says I'll write...Me not being an avid writer I said just go ahead an bust my arse and he did...lol

**imported_elp6n** · March 22nd, 2005, 04:36 PM

Being the teachers pet that I was, I was never paddled.

**Lb_Balla33** · March 22nd, 2005, 04:40 PM

nerd!!

**imported_elp6n** · March 22nd, 2005, 04:41 PM

sad, but true.

**imported_VTgal** · March 22nd, 2005, 04:41 PM

Ditto!

**Unchained** · March 22nd, 2005, 04:51 PM

Anybody who's from Wise can tell you that if Mr. Eddy Giles a.k.a retiredteach, ever busted your britches at the good ol' WMS/LFA you ranked that one at the top of the list. He was the strong arm of the law when we were in school. He was also very honest and fair. He'd always give all parties an equal opportunity to plead your case BEFORE he lit your arse up [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

March 22nd, 2005, 04:56 PM

Dave Bailey used to be the designated "paddler" where I went to school (Lee County at the start of his career), I've seen him bring people's feet off the ground. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

**imported_UKCats1** · March 22nd, 2005, 05:28 PM

Mine came from Poss Bolling at PVHS when he was an assistant principal. It was my last day of school and I was going to graduate that evening. Coach Bolling said boy get in here. We went in his office and he said assume the position and me like a dummy said what for and he said assume the position or you will be on fire for days. Well I grabbed the desk and he proceeded to give me three licks. I asked him again what I did and he said that it was for old times sake.